打女

1

真为你感到惭愧，竟然会打自己哥哥女朋友的主意。

Shame on you , being interested in your own brother 's girlfriend .
2

我要你打电话给他女朋友。

I dare you to call his girlfriend .
3

我打给了我女朋友，她觉得我疯了。

I called my girlfriend , and she thought I was crazy , he said .
4

这间厨房里只有两个生物不打喷嚏，就是女厨师和一只大猫，那只猫正趴在炉子旁，咧着嘴笑哩。

The only things in the kitchen that did not sneeze , were the cook , and a large cat which was sitting on the hearth and grinning from ear to ear .
5

我要做的就是赶紧回家，锁好门，拿出棒球球棒，然后打电话给我女朋友，也可能打给999，告诉他们有令人毛骨悚然的恶作剧者正开着车潜伏在我们镇上……

All I had to do was get home , lock my doors , get a baseball bat , ring my girlfriend and maybe 999 and warn them of creepy prankster motorists stalking my town ...