绅士杂志

然后我有好朋友告诉我说，《绅士》杂志的背面有广告，你可以邮购一种自来水笔，它会发射催泪瓦斯。

And then my good friends told me , in the back of Esquire magazine , you can send away for a fountain pen that shoots teargas .

我在脑子里做下记号：我要给《绅士》杂志打电话，投诉他们，凌晨两点，我站在大厅里，手里拿着的却是出自于破裂家庭的产品。

I made a mental note to call Esquire and tell them . I 'm standing in the lobby , two o'clock in the morning , y'know , with a product of a broken home , y'know .