chuck norris
- 网络查克诺里斯
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Jesus can walk on water , but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land .
上帝能够在水上行走,恰克却可以在旱地游泳。
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When Chuck Norris kills a ninja , he uses every part .
当查克诺里斯杀死忍者,他使用的每一个部分。
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year .
每年褪两次皮。
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While urinating , Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium .
能一边撒尿,一边很轻松地钛焊。
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Chuck Norris doesn 't actually write books , the words assemble themselves out of fear .
不是真的在写书,那些词因为恐惧自己组织成了文。
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Chuck Norris , a conservative Christian , is also a Romney supporter .
查克·诺里斯是一位保守的基督徒,他同样也是一位罗姆尼的支持者。
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On his birthday , Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun .
每逢生日,ChuckNorris都会选择一个幸运小孩,然后把他扔到太阳上去。
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage .
ChuckNorris用他的牙齿磨咖啡,然后用他的怒火把水煮开。
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That 's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups & that 's Chuck Norris moving the earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid .
不是在做俯卧撑,它是把地球推离一颗致命的小行星。
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What do Chuck Norris , Sylvester Stallone , Charlie Sheen , Demi Moore and Steven Seagal all have in common ?
查克·诺里斯、西尔维斯特·史泰龙、查利·辛、黛米·摩尔及史蒂文·西格尔,这些人有什么共同之处呢?
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While made popular in pop culture via Chuck Norris in a 1986 movie , this real , yet clandestine special operations unit spawned from the U.S. Army is so secret that the U.S. government doesn 't officially acknowledge its existence .
通过查克·诺里斯1986年的电影而进入大众视野并大受追捧的秘密武装队伍,是美国军队的一个秘密分支,但美国政府从未正式承认过它的存在。