cooties

I thought the cooties thing was true , but it 's not .

我原来以为女孩身上有虱子这件事是真的，但其实不是哎。

Well , before the cooties came ,

在虱子来之前像我这样的人

In fact , one product can catch " cooties " from another .

实际上，一个商品总能和别的商品进行互补。

me and the brain trust , we 'll get the cooties ' attention .

我和智囊团负责吸引它们注意

Ever wonder what keeps some people faithful while others are spreading their cooties all around town ?

你是否好奇为什么有些人忠诚，而另一些人却到处沾花惹草？

You can use my straw . I don 't have cooties .

用吸管吧，我没病。

I figured I had a choice of either sitting around or ... killing cooties ,

我想我得做出选择了，要么坐以待毙，要么杀掉这些畜生

We call them cooties , you know ,

我们叫它们虱子

Emily thinks Ross ' furniture has got Rachel cooties ?

艾蜜莉觉得罗斯的家具会沾上瑞秋的虱子吗？

What 's stopping me ? Is it cooties I fear ?

怎么还不行动呢？难道怕若虱子？

The cooties and their robot friends

那些虱子和它们的机器人伙伴们

Who gave you the cooties on the playground ?

谁在运动场上把虱子传给了你？

Heck , that happened to me once , but I figured it was cooties !

天，以前我试过一次，我还以为那是病呢！

Maybe this is what cooties are .

也可能是所谓的虱子效应。

but the , uh , the cooties ...

但是这些虱子…